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Hide the Bodies T-shirt

Hide the Bodies T-shirt

Regular price $33.99
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Plotting in the garden? Always 🌿🪏💀
A witchy wink to those who prefer the company of plants, potions, and a good garden alibi.  Our cozy-weight Comfort Colors™ tee is soft, vintage-washed, and perfect for dark-humored dirt lovers who know the best secrets are buried deep.

Fit & Feel

Comfort Colors™ 1717 Tee

A vintage-inspired favorite that’s soft, breathable, and made to be worn on repeat. Classic unisex boxy fit.

Fit:
Unisex cut with a classic crew neck
• Size up once for a relaxed, roomier feel.
• Size up twice for an oversized look.

Every 'body' fits differently, please click on our sizing and fit guide below to find your best fit.

Unisex Sizing & Fit Guide

Fabric:
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz./yd²
• 100% ringspun cotton, grown in the USA
• Soft-washed and garment-dyed
• Pre-washed for minimal shrinkage
• Soft, durable, and broken-in from day one



Printed to Order in the USA

Every tee is made just for you - here’s how it works:

Made to order, no waste. We print each item just for you right here in the USA - we guarantee no overproduction or stockpiling. Please allow 3–5 business days for production.

Tracked USPS shipping. You’ll get a tracking email once your order is on the move. Delivery usually takes 3–5 business days.

Low-cost delivery. Flat-rate shipping is $5.35, or free when you spend $75 or more.

Washing Instructions

Care is simple and fuss-free, here’s what we recommend:

Easy does it. Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.

Keep it cool. Tumble dry low or hang dry to help your tee stay looking fresh.

Skip the bleach. It’s harsh on fibers and no friend to your print.

Low-heat love. If ironing’s needed, go inside-out on a low setting—never directly on the design.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

We’ve got you covered

If anything arrives damaged, faulty, or goes missing, you’re fully covered.

Just email me within 30 days and I’ll sort a refund or replacement with no fuss.

Small Business Service – Big Peace of Mind.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.7 / 5 from 38 reviews.

Customer photo review of Hide the Bodies T-shirt

I bought this shirt for my dear friend. She absolutely loves it! The color is gorgeous. The quality is very nice.

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Customer photo review of Hide the Bodies T-shirt

My daughter & I love gardening and humor! These are so perfect for us! They are great quality and arrived quickly! Would definitely purchase again! :-)

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Store owner replied: So pleased these were a hit Kelly, thanks so much for sharing. Best Jo 🌿🫶

Customer photo review of Hide the Bodies T-shirt

The shirt is true to size and the material is very soft. I love the quality for the price.

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This is a fun shirt, but the fabric is a bit heavier than the other 3 I purchased. It's still a nice shirt, but maybe for cooler temperatures

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Very nice quality shirt. My family really likes the print!

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I deliberately chose a dark shirt with a dark print, so I could wear it in public without getting kicked out of the grocery store. I think only one old guy my age actually read it, and quickly walked away from me! 😂😂😂 I highly recommend it for making a statement!

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Would like to exchange it for a smaller size. Never worn

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Store owner replied: Hi Lea, I’ve emailed you twice from support@happyplantpeople.store to help get this moving. If you haven’t seen the emails, please check your spam folder. I’d still really like to help get you the right size.

Love the t-shirt, but the necks on all the t-shirts are too tight. The necks need to be more relaxed-one to two inches bigger so u don’t feel choked.

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I am to go to a garden party today and this brown t-shirt was supposed to be a hostess gift. It is so big and boxy I am embarrassed to give it to her.

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Store owner replied: Hi Sherrie, I’m really sorry to hear this wasn’t what you were expecting, especially with it being intended as a gift. The tee you ordered is a Comfort Colors™ 1717, which is described on the product page as a classic unisex boxy fit. The Espresso color selected at checkout is also the brown shade shown on product the listing photos. Please feel free to reach out to me directly at support@happyplantpeople.store if you’d like me to take a closer look and help further. Best, Jo🌿

I love this shirt. The color, fabric and fit are wonderful!

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Loved the color but not the male fit. I prefer to wear female fit, vee neck tees. So, I turned the tee shirt into a pillow for my garden bench, which I love.

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Store owner replied: Hi Mary, appreciate your feedback and just wanted to let you know I hear you!! I'm going to be adding ladies cut crew necks along side my v-necks hopefully from May. Best, Jo🌿

I love the graphic... sooo clever. But the t-shirt material is just too thick/heavy for my liking. It does not have that soft, feel good vibe to it. I would not purchase another shirt with this fabric quality.

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I was so happy to receive my Second order from Happy Plant. It is the perfect color and size. Look forward to shopping again. Thanks Marie ❤️

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I think my shirt was reasonably priced and arrived in a timely manner. I like that their products are made to order.

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The shirt is a gift for my neighbor who is a gardener extraordinaire. She’ll love it!

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The fit is great, the fabric is comfortable and the color and message are perfect!! I’ve already started a list of the next ones I want♥️

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It’s a gift. Won’t know till Christmas but I’m sure they will love it!

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Great graphics, comfortable fit and it makes me laugh!

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Store owner replied: So glad it made you laugh, Teresa — that’s exactly the vibe I was going for! Thanks for the kind words and for repping the Happy Plant People humor 🌿 Best, Jo

Tee fits well, I love the pink color and it's really funny!

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The transaction and delivery were just as expected. Terrific shirt!

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Great quality t-shirt. Love the design. Super fast shipping. Happy customer!

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