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Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

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Garden tools. Questionable company. Zero regrets.
Our cozy-weight Comfort Colors™ tee is soft, vintage-washed, and made for the plant lover who digs deep (and gets dirty doing it)  🧤🪴😈

Fit & Feel

Comfort Colors™ 1717 Tee

A vintage-inspired favorite that’s soft, breathable, and made to be worn on repeat. Classic unisex boxy fit.

Fit:
Unisex cut with a classic crew neck
• Size up once for a relaxed, roomier feel.
• Size up twice for an oversized look.

Every 'body' fits differently, please click on our sizing and fit guide below to find your best fit.

Unisex Sizing & Fit Guide

Fabric:
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz./yd²
• 100% ringspun cotton, grown in the USA
• Soft-washed and garment-dyed
• Pre-washed for minimal shrinkage
• Soft, durable, and broken-in from day one



Printed to Order in the USA

Every tee is made just for you - here’s how it works:

Made to order, no waste. We print each item just for you right here in the USA - we guarantee no overproduction or stockpiling. Please allow 3–5 business days for production.

Tracked USPS shipping. You’ll get a tracking email once your order is on the move. Delivery usually takes 3–5 business days.

Low-cost delivery. Shipping is under $5, or free when you spend $75 or more.

Washing Instructions

Care is simple and fuss-free, here’s what we recommend:

Easy does it. Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.

Keep it cool. Tumble dry low or hang dry to help your tee stay looking fresh.

Skip the bleach. It’s harsh on fibers and no friend to your print.

Low-heat love. If ironing’s needed, go inside-out on a low setting—never directly on the design.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

We’ve got you covered

If anything arrives damaged, faulty, or goes missing, you’re fully covered.

Just email me within 30 days and I’ll sort a refund or replacement with no fuss.

Small Business Service – Big Peace of Mind.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 273 reviews.

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

I love this shirt!! It is so ME! I just try not to wear it to offend people, so I don't wear it as often as I would. But I love it!

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

T shirt fits great! Super quality and comfort. I will order again

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Just as shown on FaceBook!!

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

I wore my shirt into Lowe's garden center. The girl who checked me out started laughing and said..thank you for wearing that shirt today, I really needed a laugh

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

My daughter loves the shirt. She wore it to last week's gardening group and was quite the sensation.

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Starting a new farm.

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

I belong to a neighborhood garden club. Today I hosted all members at my home and wore this t-shirt. Everyone loved it!

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Love my new shirt. It was a hit at the nail salon!

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Great quality and came just as shown. Can't wait to give it to my mom, who loves gardening. But now I will probably be ordering one for myself too.

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Very nice quality and good fit. It’s my new favorite tee

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

I gave it as a gift. Recipient sent me this pic.

Customer photo review of Hoes & Dirt Bags T-shirt

Bought this shirt for my daughter's birthday and she loved it!

Nice, thick material. Very comfy shirt.

Love the shirt! Soft, true to size, and made a great gift….hot of the party! Everyone thought it was hysterical.

I like the quality of that brand of T. Sizing was good for me but with that said I would strongly recommend that the chart be reevaluated. Next size up, a large should be a xl. A med should be a lg Fit me and my gal but there is no wiggle room in it for any shrinkage of shirt. Just an opinion

Sizes run a bit bigger than expected. nice t-shirt though!

Great shirt! It was a gift for a gardener who has a sense of humor. She loved it!

It was a gift for a dear friend and she Loves it!

Love the quality of the shirt.

Bought it for my daughter for Father’s Day! She loved it

Looks great

Along with myself everyone loves this shirt.

Nice shirt, I like the fit, only wish the collar wasn’t so tight.

Gift. My daughter laughed

Nice and very comfortable

Love it!

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I have nothing more to say. I ordered it, it arrived, I love it - system worked as it should, here's your trophy.

Excellent quality. Super comfy.

This was a gift and she loved it

Shirts fit fine, wear well.

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I’m 69 and I love statement tees, great conversation starters!!

Shirt fits well, is comfortable, and people like the wording

Great design and soft cotton feel.

The Tshirt is well made and true to fit.

Quality is very good

kjbuyyu

Love this shirt, so clever and comfy!