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I Bury Things T-Shirt

I Bury Things T-Shirt

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Maybe plants. Maybe people. 🥀
For the gardeners with a slightly suspicious shovel and an alibi made of compost. If you've ever joked about where the bodies are buried, this one's for you.

An original Happy Plant People design. Printed on Comfort Colors® 100% cotton with that soft, worn-in feel and easy unisex fit that gets better with every wear.

Fit & Feel

Comfort Colors® 1717 Tee

A vintage-inspired favorite that’s soft, breathable, and made to be worn on repeat. Classic unisex boxy fit.

Fit:
• Unisex cut with a classic crew neck
• Size up once for a relaxed, roomier feel.
• Size up twice for an oversized look.

Every 'body' fits differently, please click on our sizing and fit guide below to find your best fit.

Unisex Sizing & Fit Guide

Fabric:
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz./yd²
• 100% ringspun cotton, grown in the USA
• Soft-washed and garment-dyed
• Pre-washed for minimal shrinkage
• Soft, durable, and broken-in from day one



Printed to Order in the USA

Every tee is made just for you - here’s how it works:

• Made to order, no waste. We print each item just for you right here in the USA - we guarantee no overproduction or stockpiling. Please allow 3–5 business days for production.

• Tracked USPS shipping. You’ll get a tracking email once your order is on the move. Delivery usually takes 3–5 business days.

• Low-cost delivery. Flat-rate shipping is $5.75, or free when you spend $75 or more.

Washing Instructions

Care is simple and fuss-free, here’s what we recommend:

• Easy does it. Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors.

• Keep it cool. Tumble dry low or hang dry to help your tee stay looking fresh.

• Skip the bleach. It’s harsh on fibers and no friend to your print.

• Low-heat love. If ironing’s needed, go inside-out on a low setting—never directly on the design.

Satisfaction Guaranteed

We’ve got you covered

If anything arrives damaged, faulty, or goes missing, you’re fully covered.

Just email me within 30 days and I’ll sort a refund or replacement with no fuss.

Small Business Service – Big Peace of Mind.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.3 / 5 from 3 reviews.

The shirts with their clever messages are fun. The black writing on the dark brown background does not show up well. I think this message would be better in a lighter text or the darker text on a lighter background. I don't feel the material is the best quality. I'll find out when I wash the shirt.

Clare 3/5 Verified

I Bury Things T-Shirt

Store owner replied: Hi Clare, glad the messages made you smile. I have sent you an email from support@happyplantpeople.store, and I would like to sort this to make sure you are happy with your order.

Bought this for a joke we had at the office. Bought a 2nd one for z coworker

Shawn 5/5 Verified

I Bury Things T-Shirt